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Emotional Masturbation

Have you ever seen a Movie that just blew you off your feet?
My hands go high as Films have been one of my Greatest Inspirations. When they come with messages, they hit you hard don’t they?
You sometimes come out of the theatre watching a movie, say, which tells you so much about the importance of living your life and, you decide that, from now on, "I am not gonna waste a single moment of your life". How long does this message stay within you?
How long does the effect of the movie last?  You are so very convinced about some of the messages sometimes, which you try to enact them for at least them for a few hours. But then, the effect decreases and then, you just continue to be who you are earlier.  
There are actors which I have tried to portray. My legends include Russell Crowe from Gladiator, Rock from Faster and a lot more.
I was once asked to give a speech about a movie that was starred once in my neighbourhood. That’s when I first used the term Emotional Masturbatio…

Hold that thought!

What would you do if you were attacked by a Crocodile inside water?

If in land, you may pull off some tricks, but in water wrestling with the beast will lead to complete failure. It will hack you to death. The best you can do is to kill it.

But can you kill it?

May or maybe not, but you can definitely drown it. The throat of the Crocodile is sealed by a muscle which prevents water from entering its body even when it opens its mouth inside water. So, what you have to do is to take your hand too far into the danger zone into its throat and break free the muscle yourself. Water will start entering its body and for Christ’s sake it may decide to leave you alone.  And also in the process may take that arm away with it, during the process of shutting its mouth. (Opportunity cost)

Leave the crocodile, leave the Water and let’s get inside our Head.

One of the Organs in the Human Body that has highly got my vote over the years is the Human Brain. Apart from being the most erotic part (my fa…